The Naked Truth Gets Way Too Naked In the Courtroom

October 13, 2007 by Michael Law
Filed under: Lawyers

“The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie” - Ann Landers

I think I’d rather be dressed well than caught naked in a court of law.

But that’s that exactly what happened to a criminal defense lawyer. And he was caught by a sheriff’s deputy.

Larry Charles, 49, was found naked in a courthouse conference room with a 14 year old girl and has been charged with solicitation, attempted statutory sexual assault and related counts, said Lieutenant Dan Bagnell of the Police Department’s Special Victims Unit.

Philadelphia Attorney Child Molester Photo It all happened when a sheriff’s deputy, who was walking around the Criminal Justice Center, probably bored and poking into random rooms and making sure everything was going well, walked into the lawyers’ conference room on the third floor and found Charles completely naked and with the girl.

“He had asked for sex. But there was no physical contact we’re aware of by the time the deputy arrived at the scene”, said Officer Bagnell.

What a weird story huh? First off, she wasn’t a client of his. No one knows the exact relationship they had. So how did that whole situation happen?

Did he find her there? Did he actually take her to the courthouse just to get naked?

This is just the sort of thing that really makes you think. I mean, how was this guy in real life? Maybe he was the sort of guy that everyone would say, “Oh he’s a great guy. Funny dude. Wouldn’t hurt a fly.” And now you find him naked in a courthouse. That’s some seriously weird stuff, who gets naked in a courthouse? That’s a center of law! Don’t you think you might get caught buddy? It’s like stealing a car from the parking lot of a police station. There’s a VERY HIGH probability you will get caught. So not only is this guy a freak but he’s also a moron.

Crazy stuff.

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