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From Free Patents Online:

Patent #: 6125480
Name: Vehicle mounted toilet seat
Description:Being a bit of a outdoorsman I would like to give the creator of the Vehicle mounted toilet seat a bit of advice, people who go into the woods don’t mind going to the bathroom in the woods. This guy just took a toilet seat, which has been around for a while, and strapped it on the back of a car.

Patent #: 6883462
Name: Doggie Poop Freeze Wand
Description: Is this disgustingly useless, or a great idea? I’m leaning towards the former. It is a device that can freeze or enzymatically break down dog poop. You still have to dispose of it, right? And I haven’t heard of a big problem with non-biodegradable poop filling up landfills.

Patent #: 6293874
Name: User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user’s buttocks
Description:I’m not sure if this is a comedy prop or what. I do know one thing however: someone has a lot of time on their hands.